In order to overcome writers block, I set out to write the biggest load of garbage known to mankind.
I started a timer on my phone for 3 minutes, and just wrote whatever came into my head. I continued to do this several times, and realised pretty quickly that I came to love the two characters I had created.
I will keep adding new parts to this whenever I can, but bear in mind, this is not meant to be taken seriously. I am simply writing whatever crap pops into my head. Again, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
Start here.